Quarter Life and Counting

This is cheaper than therapy.
kateoplis: Designers have created the world’s first knife with a heated blade to solve the age old problem of cold butter not spreading properly on bread. The knife heats to 41.8 degrees Celsius after research found that is the optimum temperature to spread butter. A button on the handle activates the battery operated heating element and a flashing LED indicates it is on. I’m almost ashamed to say that I want this desperately in my life.

kateoplis:

Designers have created the world’s first knife with a heated blade to solve the age old problem of cold butter not spreading properly on bread. The knife heats to 41.8 degrees Celsius after research found that is the optimum temperature to spread butter. A button on the handle activates the battery operated heating element and a flashing LED indicates it is on.

I’m almost ashamed to say that I want this desperately in my life.

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    My solution to this issue is to make my own spreadable butter, ala the Land ‘O Lakes stuff you can buy in the grocery...
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    Who paid to have scientists study the optimum temperature to spread butter?
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    this would be good for when I buy a baguette ‘out of the blue’ once I buy a baguette I just leave my butter out on the...
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